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Advice For Married Men

Never laugh at your wife's choices

Advice For Married Men thanks to Roy Bishop

The painful truth

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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