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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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