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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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