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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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