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Always Give 100% At Work

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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