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Amazing Paths

Walks through paradise valleys

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Amazing Paths thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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