An Iceberg Floated Into Town
Nova Scotia's summer source of fresh water
QuotaBillsRoom service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder