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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown


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