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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

"I can’t" isn't a reason to give up, it's a reason to try hard. - Unknown

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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