QuotaBillsEvery child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan