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Baby Shower

Baby's surprise for Dad

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What baby brings to the Baby Shower

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Baby Shower thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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