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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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