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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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