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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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