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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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