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How to get the kids to give you a back massage

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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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