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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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