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My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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