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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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