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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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