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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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