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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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