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Baptised Trespassers thanks to Jim Serritella

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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