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Bare Bones Love

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Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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