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Bare Bones Love

Gamma ray dating attracts well developed couple

Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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