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Bare Bones Love

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Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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