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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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