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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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