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Bee Helmet

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Bee Helmet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Bee or Not To Bee!

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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