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Measuring up for the Indian Army

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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