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Bicycle Cop

Faster than a speeding Corvette

Bicycle Cop thanks to Barry McCartney

When speed meets its limit

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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