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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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