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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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