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Bird Entrance

Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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