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Biting Nails

Manicure tips for hungry pirates

Biting Nails thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking your best for the Pirate Ball

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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