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Table salt: inspiration for space venture

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. - Cicero

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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