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In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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