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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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