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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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