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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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