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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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