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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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