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Beauty in the eyes of the Kid holder

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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