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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky


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