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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown


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