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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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