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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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