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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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