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Canadian Alphabet

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Canadian Alphabet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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