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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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