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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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