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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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