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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns


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