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Car for Saudi Women

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Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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