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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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