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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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