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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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