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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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