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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen


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