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Cheat of the Year

Finding an alternative to knowing the answers

Cheat of the Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Teachers now on lookout for students hiding in plain view

When Twitter is more interesting than classroom banter
See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

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