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Cheat of the Year

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies. - Gayle King


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