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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as trying to find the single equation, the theory of everything. - Will Smith

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies. - Gayle King


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