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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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