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Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp


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