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Childproof House

Find out where the Kids got in

Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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