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Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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