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Chinese BBQ

Metal clad barbecue pit for the Year of the Dragon

Chinese BBQ thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What goes in might not come out

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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