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Chinese Take Away

Chinese food for people not on a diet

Chinese Take Away thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wong place to stay too long

Wok away from this place!

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take away the cause, and the effect ceases. - Miguel de Cervantes

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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