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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah


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