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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat

When babies first start to like animals

Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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