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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Fabrics doesn't make exquisite dresses, it is the stitches. - Treasure Stitches

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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