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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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