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Control Brothers

Relatives of the Copy and Paste twins?

Control Brothers thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping the family in control

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Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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