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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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