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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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