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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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