#1 humor site on the 'net

Craneception

Baby boom on the waterfront

Craneception thanks to Keith Blake

Getting the job done, little by little

QuotaBills
The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape

Heh - That's My Ball!

Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

Canadian Restroom Rules

Clever Man

Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

Chicago Bears Win Stanley Cup

Loch-Risti Weather Forecasting Stone

Skateboarding Duck

Hospital Gown Insurance

Mobile Swamp Home

Spring Rolls

Circle Stroke Bikes

Sad TP

Concrete Guestrooms

Spiderman Face Cup

Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Waterfront Icons

Redneck Backhoe Operator

Shanty Town, New Zealand - Potty Pic

Modern Love Affair

Sleepmobile