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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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