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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus


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