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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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