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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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