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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Charity sees the need not the cause. - German Proverb

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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