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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Charity creates a multitude of sins. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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