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There is Hope if you can make the call

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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