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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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