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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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