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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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