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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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