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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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