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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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