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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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