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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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