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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

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