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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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