QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo