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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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